Take the survey

Take the following survey to add your pooping data to the pool.
Fill out a few simple survey questions, then compare your answers with the rest of the world.

Frequency / Duration On Average, how often do you poop? Twice a Day Once a Day Every Other Day Every Three Days Every Four Days + On Average, how long do you take when pooping? < 5 min 5-10 min 10-20 min 20-30 min > 30 min	In Public Restrooms Desparation required to poop in public First tinge Slight discomfort Severe discomfort Would rather rupture bowel Do you use the paper ass gasket? Yes No What posture do you use in public? Sitting, like at home Hovering, straining the quads Squatting, feet on the seat
Wiping Technique Which way do you reach to wipe? Back Front (as in, hand reaches between your legs, in the front) Do you fold, or wad? (folding, or wrapping around hand = folding) Fold Wad Average number of wipes? None One Two Three Four Five +	Poo Characteristics On average, your poo color is closest to: Dark Brown Light Brown Green Yellow Black Does your poo more often sink or float? Sink Float Does your poo usually contain any identifiable food? Yes No Consistency? Firm (bratwurst) Malleable (playdough) Mush (soft-serve) Diahrrea
Age < 16 16-20 21-30 31-40 41-50 50+	Gender Male Female
After you are finished answering the preceeding questions, submit your survey to compare your results against the world.